#1781

66

April 15, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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//Discussing Stat HW Stein: So anyways, the problem is that it doesn't say what they're bragging about. They can't just declare they're better without backing it up or explaining it. Are the students smarter? Are they teaching better? We need some data to prove it! Ostrander: Stein, you're teaching it wrong. It's like the magnet: the .0001% doesn't matter, we just say we're better.

#1755

99

April 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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Stein: I am a man of big ideas. That means I don't finish integrals

#1748

77

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//on the first day of fourth quarter Stein: I finished grades. All of you have an A or a B, which is good because they're the same thing. This class is graded on trend, so only your fourth quarter grade matters. [...] If you got an A, you wasted effort.

#1747

1010

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#1707

77

March 23, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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Stein (shouting): WE'RE NOT DONE YET! WHO SAID WE'RE DONE? DID NAPOLEON THROW IN THE TOWEL? *pauses* Oh, yes, he did.

#1690

48

March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#1687

1012

March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

#1682

1616

March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#1665

7076

March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#1615

1113

March 9, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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Stein: "It's like chewing and talking gum at the same time." [class laughs] Stein: "What did I say?" Class: "Chewing and talking gum." Stein: "Don't write that down!" [multiple people in class start writing] Stein: "Ugh, it's gonna end up on that website."