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⚐ ReportRose: Oh no, we have a non-factorable quadratic, what do we do? Should we cry? Rose: I mean, we can cry, but what should we do after that? Student: Quadratic formula! Rose: Right, we use the quadratic formula! Well, if it feels better you can cry first.
#8651
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⚐ Report// about a third of class doesn't have cameras on Rose: When I ask for vigorous head nods, and you have your cameras off, I can't see your vigorous head nods. Rose: It's like not voting in the election.
#8637
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⚐ Report// 6th period precalc Rose: You know, one of my students in 4th period had their camera off because they were drinking a big cup of orange juice and didn't want me to get jealous. So all of you with your cameras off, I'm going to assume that you're all enjoying a big cup of orange juice, because the alternative is that you're not paying attention, which is Not Good.
#8606
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⚐ Report// 6th pd Precalc C Zoom meeting, on the slide with excuses for his procrastination Rose: I was going to skip this slide because it's kind of silly, but 3rd and 4th period didn't laugh anyways.
#8465
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⚐ Report//talking about how the reciprocal of a cardioid becomes a parabola Rose: and then the whole butt just EXPLOOOODES
#8389
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⚐ Report//On Rose's twitter Rose: If I was a precalculus student, I would simply factor correctly
#7717
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⚐ Report//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!
#7622
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⚐ Report//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!
#7403
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⚐ ReportRose: I used to teach Precalc B. Then I taught Mr. Giles everything I knew. A couple years went by and then he handed it to Kirk and just said "figure it out as you go" Lillian: That's what he's been doing so far this year