#12077

37

Sept. 8, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Stein: We can't use the ChAaAaArt, that's for Z scores. Stein: We can't use the charT, that's for T scores. Stein: We can't use the chizzart, that's for Chi-square. Stein: So instead, for scores, we will use the F'in chart. Stein: We don't need no F'in chart! The computer will do it for us.

#12057

46

Sept. 6, 2023, 9:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Stein is in his stat teacher board meeting thing. Jerry: But for all I know he could be at Hogwarts right now.

#12039

44

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:03 a.m.

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Stein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.

#12038

66

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Stein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#12011

66

Aug. 28, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!

#12010

77

Aug. 28, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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// Senior Seminar in Statistical Research Stein: What were you guys doing in 2006? Student: Being born.

#12009

-19

Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.

#11948

511

June 7, 2023, 8:04 a.m.

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Schafer: If you ever catch Stein on one of his not so grumpy days, ask about his dad's research.

#11938

-111

June 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Stein: Do teenagers in different cities drink soda at different rates? Joseph: In southern cities, they don't drink any soda. They drink pop.