#3331

1515

May 9, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//at 8:43am Steven: Ready for the weekend. Grace: It's Monday. Steven: I know. That doesn't change the fact that I'm ready.

#2483

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.

#2468

11

Nov. 3, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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Steven: If it's today, then I'm screwed up a tree.

#2161

812

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

#2160

66

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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Pham: Where were you in the 1980's? Steven: In my womb!

#1826

24

April 26, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Steven: Nobody knows what "hussy" means! Teacher: Why? Because they skip straight to "whore"?

#1071

13

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:17 p.m.

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Steven: What you should really be scared of is my grandma on the road. Whitacre: Does she talk like you? Steven: Nooo. Whitacre: I'm less afraid already.

#1068

22

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:05 p.m.

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Steven: Betty Crocker is non-existent. Whitacre: So is your skill in baking cakes. Steven: No, I can make a beastly ramen! Whitacre: Because ramen's the start of everything.

#1027

4044

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#745

33

Oct. 23, 2009, 11:56 p.m.

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//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!