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#5164

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Sept. 2, 2014, 7:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: When all you have is a hammer, it doesn't really matter if you have a nail or not. All you can do is hit things. Harrison: Sounds like robotics.

#4966

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May 23, 2014, 7 p.m.

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//In Mrs. Sloe's room during Cell Phys, Peter brought his Wii so we could play Super Smash Bros Brawl, and Schwartz walks in Mrs. Sloe: Do you need me for something? Mr. Schwartz: Nah, I just came here to play with these guys

Schwartz is so hip and he owns with his Meta-Knight

sloe, schwartz

#4944

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May 16, 2014, 9:29 p.m.

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//Schwartz is handing out pieces of leftover FTC cookie-cake to 9th period Analysis II. Sam: I'm taking a second piece for Kejin [his girlfriend]. Schwartz: You'll give her the bigger one if you know what's good for you.

#4941

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May 14, 2014, 7:09 p.m.

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Marcus in formal clothes sitting by Radina with roses on the table. Schwartz (jokingly to Marcus): Did she say yes? Because if she said no that would be really awkward...

#4915

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May 8, 2014, 5:18 p.m.

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//Work time in Analysis II. Lenny suddenly comes into the room and sits next to James Liao in the same chair. He starts talking with everyone at the table and puts his arm around James. Schwartz: If you're going to come into my classroom, please don't molest my students!

#4827

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April 3, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

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//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?