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Sept. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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//talking about his days as a middle school teacher Stein: AGENDA!!!

#542

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Sept. 17, 2009, 4:01 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Calculus is like getting preganant. No--calculus is like having a baby. Everything goes well until something goes wrong. Then you need a doctor.

#533

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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Why do people have such strong opinions about health care? I just got into a fight with Schafer, Stein, and Donaldson about this. Actually, Donaldson, Stein, and I just got into a fight with Schafer. And those of you who know them will understand why.

#441

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June 15, 2009, 4:08 p.m.

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//after Jacob receives the "Most Likely to Abuse a Steinism" superlative Mr. Stein: Jacob, what's a Stein-ism?

#432

11

June 9, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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//while working on a word puzzle Stein: ESSS. Isn't that Blitz's class?

#406

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June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#310

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May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads

#280

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May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Mr. Stein makes songs to help remember these identities... you can ask an upperclassman what the songs are, just don't sing them in my classroom. ~Mr. Rose

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May 21, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein telling his Sports Statistics class about competitive eating I know a lot about competitive eating... [Pats stomach] ...as you can see.