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#759

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

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//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!

#732

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Oct. 21, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*

(Comp meth students had been buying pizza during class for the past week or so.)

pham, wylie, shirley

#700

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#599

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Oct. 8, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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//the day after Mr. Pham wore a SpongeBob t-shirt Joseph: Where's your shirt? Mr. Pham: I only have one shirt. I need to wash it! Li: That's not true. Ozzie: You only have one t-shirt? Mr. Pham: No, I have lots of other t-shirts. Ozzie: I mean, funny ones. Mr. Pham: Yeah, but most of them I can't wear in school!

#595

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#594

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Pham: Spontaneous system of equation. Jacob: Simultaneous?

#591

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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#590

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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: What I tell you? Read the book! You not read book, you flunk out!

#587

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Oct. 5, 2009, 8:52 a.m.

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Pham: Best place to be for Halloween is Universal Studio. They have awesome.

#582

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Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.