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April 30, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.

#3238

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April 14, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Anderson: (getting word suggestions from the class) Ferment! I like that word! Kendix: (interrupting the discussion very enthusiastically) Did you see the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin? Anderson: (huge excited look) Yeah!! Kendix: (happy look) Anderson: ...NO. (Gives dark look, turns around, and continues to teach class like Kendix never spoke)

#3107

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March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.

#3083

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March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.

#3054

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March 9, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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John Anderson (To Saurav): You're a dirty little boy, some day you gonna grow up and be just like [Teacher].

#3007

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Feb. 28, 2011, 3:41 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't fudge the data! Class: *groan* Anderson: Some inside joke I don't get.

#2917

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Feb. 10, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Discussing arguments (Claim, Data, Warrant) Anderson: Data isn't really a good term; when I think of data I think of science, which gives me...chills.

#2729

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Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?

#2699

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Anderson: You don't say 'you suck,' you say 'I feel that you are acting in a suck-like way.'

#2698

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:25 p.m.

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Anderson: Ah, you know what, there's a flame, I'm a moth -- BOOM.