#1302

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Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Piper: The freshman have apoplexy every time they see backpacks. "AHH! THERE'S A BACKPACK! THERE'S A BACKPACK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

#1231

1313

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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// Nilay sticks a piece of tape with a smiley face drawn on it onto his ID Nilay: Like my ID? Piper: Young man, do not deface your ID. Nilay: Nah, i'm not defacing it. I'm refacing it.

#1230

-37

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Piper: Actually I'm not cool, I'm pretty hot.

#1229

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:56 p.m.

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//talking about a quiz in the lab: Piper: So, who's next? *creepily smiles and stares at student #1* Student 1: GAH, don't look at me! Student 2: DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!

#1037

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 4:10 a.m.

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Piper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.

#901

1719

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.

#869

612

Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

#849

1212

Nov. 13, 2009, 10:17 p.m.

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Piper: I know that you're very knowledgable in the field of computer science, but you're doing what is commonly known as shitty work.

#829

88

Nov. 9, 2009, 1:21 p.m.

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//Rose tries to use the 318 door Piper: You know that you can't use that door, right? It had all the paper and boxes and stuff. Rose: Yeah, but I figured I'm an adult, so I can just break it down!

#782

99

Oct. 29, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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//Prashan reading an Excel help screen Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHH Annie: Did you make the OHHH face? Prashan: Oh right. //Making weird faces Annie and Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHHH //Piper walks by Piper: You guys are weird.