#11289

2121

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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Smolen: I'm trying to imagine Shrek speaking Korean and I just don't see it happening. Smolen: Korean society is too elitist for an ogre speaking Korean.

#11282

2222

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how we call analysis "anal" Smolen: Friends, you have a place in the school called the SAC.

#11281

1616

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Smolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!

#11266

1010

Dec. 5, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Smolen: Mr. Herman is scary. Smolen: He thinks I am competent, which is funny. Smolen: It’s all just an act!

#11250

1919

Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

#11243

99

Dec. 1, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Smolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!

#11225

1818

Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#11213

1212

Nov. 22, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!

#11196

1416

Nov. 17, 2022, 9:49 p.m.

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Smolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!

#11158

1517

Nov. 15, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Smolen: Play an open string here. Do not succumb to the limitations of your fourth finger Smolen: In other words, don't be your pinky's little bitch