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#4214

1515

Sept. 23, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

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//Watching InfoFlow during Stat; Stein is writing on the whiteboard with his back to the class InfoFlow: DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Princess Diana had a belly button ring with a 48-karat diamond in it? Stein: Really? I have one of those too!

#4190

1313

Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4183

1616

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#3436

1515

June 2, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

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Stein: Today we've learned not to be sad, not to worry about grades, and that colleges are no better than the Nigerians trying to steal your money.

#3415

88

May 26, 2011, 2:23 p.m.

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Stein: Things are suppose to get calmer once the seniors are gone, but Adrian Nelson is just wandering around, Nathan Ng is spinning his binder, Sisi (Sailunsi) is adding numbers instead of pooling the values, Bart Machalelelelelele doesn't know the difference between a X and Chi...and Nathan Kung...looks like he's at the gym.

#3381

2121

May 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

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// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.

#3154

55

March 27, 2011, 2:53 p.m.

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Stein: But guess what? You can pee on that xylophone!

#3125

1010

March 22, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Stein: I apologize for the rampant sexism of the giraffes in this course.

#3095

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better

#1588

55

March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.