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#8885
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⚐ ReportStreet: You're supposed to put stuff behind you to make yourself look smart! Street: Like, a copy of War and Peace, or something similarly technical Street: Maybe even a textbook of Differential Equations; it doesn't have to be a real book, as long as it looks like one Street: You should work on this for next class
#8884
04
⚐ ReportStreet: Time for some learning // student looks tired Street: [Student] looks *ecstatic* Street: [Student], I think you need some caffeine // a bit later Street: I saw a sign at a coffee shop that said, "Caffeine is a drug. A warm, delicious drug."
#8875
68
⚐ ReportStreet: I have a new [educational] video to share with you ... Street: I know you'll be on the edge of your seat Street: Maybe you've already rushed out to YouTube and watched it already
#8867
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⚐ Report// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.
#8863
79
⚐ ReportStreet: And I can sit there, and I can *ruminate* Street: Over chemistry topics ... and other *book* things
#8852
1616
⚐ ReportStreet: I *know* that you're looking forward to doing more work for my class Street: Because it's exciting and enlightening and stuff Street: So I thought I would accommodate those wishes ...
#8840
24
⚐ ReportStreet: You can panic next week Street: There's plenty of time for you to panic next week Street: Just don't panic just yet
#8834
1616
⚐ Report// talking about the results of the invention of the plow Street: So what could you do now that you have surplus food and you don't have to have everyone focused on getting food? Student: ... you could ... feed other people ... Street: Feed other people Street: And what would they do for *me*? Student: Work for you and praise you as their god Street: [Laughter]
#8831
1818
⚐ Report// near beginning of class, a couple students have cameras on Street: Good strategy you guys got there Street: You have books behind you, to make you look smart Street: You know, if you guys have awards, you might want to put it behind you Street: And you'd say "Oh? I didn't know that was visible in the camera. That's my award." Street: I would do this myself, but I didn't get any awards Street: I get my award every two weeks when it shows up in my bank account
#8817
-3139
⚐ ReportStudent 1: Mr. Street! You're not sharing your screen ... Street: Oh ... a student's gonna get blamed for this Street: It's [Student 2]'s fault Student 3 (text-based): #blame[Student 2]