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Dec. 15, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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// near beginning of class, a couple students have cameras on Street: Good strategy you guys got there Street: You have books behind you, to make you look smart Street: You know, if you guys have awards, you might want to put it behind you Street: And you'd say "Oh? I didn't know that was visible in the camera. That's my award." Street: I would do this myself, but I didn't get any awards Street: I get my award every two weeks when it shows up in my bank account



March 13, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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//Schafer is describing what he thinks the award ceremony for best teacher would be like Schafer: So it's like 3 hours or something. What are they gonna do with all that time? They could be like "Best securitry guard" or "Most hardworking building services worker" or something like that. And then imagine 3 hours of that junk! Student: Will you give an acceptance speech? Schafer: Yeah, and I'll just throw in some of your guys names. I might even make up some names. Gilad: Thank Dr. Quantum! Schafer: You know what, I'm gonna thank JK Rowling for inspiring a generation to read! Bae: And thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring a generation NOT to read!