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#6496
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⚐ Report//Rose, period 3 Discrete, right before starting four proofs Rose: Alright class, we have four theorems to prove and thirty minutes left until the bell rings. That means...8 minutes per proof. Everest: But Mr. Rose, that's 32 minutes! Rose: Yeah, that's sort of the point.
#6481
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⚐ Report//Last day for seniors. Seniors peek through the window in Mr. Rose's room. Rose: Agh! (tries to shoo seniors) Actually go away away. //Rose blocks the window; seniors start laughing Rose: I hate people. A whole 100 of them come every year! You're not special!
#6467
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⚐ ReportRose: Cheating is a moral judgment that only God can make. What we DO have, though, are violations of testing procedures.
#6437
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⚐ Report// To the seniors Rose: I'm not gonna hold the test on the last day, even though that'd be a very Rose thing to do.
#6412
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⚐ Report//Taking a quiz Voice in the hallway: How am I a ho??? Rose: I will go explain to her. //Rose goes into the hall
#6404
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⚐ Report// Talking about combinations and permutations in math class Rose: So, let's say Rafi wants to pick out an outfit for the morning. He can choose between 4 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. Shwetha: Wait, but Rafi doesn't pick out his own clothes. Jenny does it for him.
#6402
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⚐ Report// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.
#6400
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"