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#6330

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March 21, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it

#6325

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March 20, 2017, 2:01 p.m.

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Rose: Cuadrado is like my secret soulmate.

#6318

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March 18, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Rose: I cannot write this on the big whiteboards because it is un-kosher.

differentiating x^x

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#6301

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March 11, 2017, 9:12 p.m.

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//Differentiating something that seems really tedious Rose: Think of it like ants trying to eat a cocoa puff. They first, like, regurgitate on it... Ben: They first bring it back to their nest. Rose: Fine. Think about flies. They vomit on to the cocoa puff to break it down into little pieces, and then they use their proboscis to eat up those parts. That is exactly what we are going to do here. The natural log is like the vomit...

#6298

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March 10, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing combinatorial proofs in Pd 3 Discrete Rose: Good! All of your stories must involve death or sex.

#6281

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March 7, 2017, 5:36 p.m.

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//pd 8 magnet analysis 1b //talking about stand-your-ground laws Rose: You guys know the law that makes it so like you can shoot someone if they are on your property? Nobline: Oh really? That's great! :)

#6260

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Feb. 24, 2017, 10:09 p.m.

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//Proving part of the power rule Rose: So what are we going to use? Class: The Binomial Theorem! Rose: Yes, the Binomial Theorem, which was taught to you guys last semester by a tall and attractive math teacher.

#6258

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Feb. 24, 2017, 8 p.m.

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Rose: Sambuddha, it's free public school education, you don't get to complain!

#6241

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Feb. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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//beginning of third period Discrete, when Rose just got to school Rose: So did anyone do anything exciting this weekend? Griffin: I took a nap. Rose: Nobody went to Bao Bao's goodbye party at the zoo?? Class: * confused * Rose: * lifts eyebrows of disappointment * Clearly, every single one of you needs to get your priorities straight.

#6235

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Feb. 7, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//6th Period Analysis 1A, talking about limits Rose: So if I'm on a stage claiming the limit for this parabola, and someone in the crowd challenges me with an epsilon of 100, what do I say? Mindy: Fuck you.