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#11995

311

June 15, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Liquid helium takes very high pressure in order to make it solid. Jerry: That's why when scientists first made it, they had to put your mom on top of it.

#11986

610

June 13, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Quantum video: Across the ocean, a particularly savvy Yankee had other ideas. Jerry Song: Andrew Tate.

#11979

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June 12, 2023, 1:06 p.m.

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// Signing up for Macbeth roles Sean: *Signs up for doctor* Sean: Just as my dad intended! // Later Jerry Song: I love doing the cry of women! Jerry: *Makes high pitched cryptic noise* Jerry: Bro I'm a natural.

#11964

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June 9, 2023, 7:45 a.m.

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// Jerry ends up printing the wrong permission sheet Jerry Song: I lost the 50/50.

#11963

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June 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.

#11959

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June 8, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Stelzner: You've probably wondered why we haven't gone over much poetry at all for all of English class so far. Jerry Song: Said nobody ever.

#11892

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May 24, 2023, 8:14 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!

#11891

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May 24, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that statistics is just coping and ratios?

#11883

19

May 23, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Andy: Repeat after me - I will spend all of my time doing the puzzles. Jerry Song: I will spend half of my time sleeping and the other half of my time wanting to go home.

#11880

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May 23, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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// After a quantum presentation Jerry Song: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Jerry: Did you know you have rights?