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#5249
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⚐ Report//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs
#5226
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⚐ Report//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.
#5191
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⚐ Report//pd. 9 precalc C Rose: The Law of Ones states that one of the roots is usually 1 or -1, because teachers tend to make problems with nice, whole roots.
#4916
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⚐ ReportGiles: This is a formula that anyone who has ever been in a Precalc class knows. When you are on your deathbed, you will remember that sin2O + cos2O = 1. Unless you get dementia or something.
#4624
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⚐ Report//8 minutes left of class, 20 minute lesson to go Rose: There is no time for education. Just do what I say.
#4269
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⚐ ReportRose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...
#4177
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⚐ ReportRose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...
#4152
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⚐ ReportStudent: How many points is this quiz worth? Mr. Giles: It all depends on how Raanan does on it.
#3950
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⚐ ReportGiles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.
#3833
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⚐ ReportRose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.