#9635

3838

Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#9622

2426

Dec. 14, 2021, 1:10 p.m.

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// Delaney just finished talking about how he set his crush on fire during his 18th birthday, Schafer walks in Schafer: The lesson learned is that fine particles are easily flammable.

#9566

1212

Dec. 9, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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Schafer: There's no logic here.

#9556

3030

Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#9511

2626

Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#9506

3838

Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.

#9505

1820

Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

#9471

644

Dec. 1, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's silly... Shriyan. Shriyan's pushing down on the ball. But there's no friction, so it's not going anywhere. He's actually just sitting on it. Saying silly things like owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus. Clicking...drag clicking. Nacho potato Sir Swagger 21.

#9437

452

Nov. 29, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.

#9436

2931

Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.