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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about “bouncy” (elastic) and “sticky” (inelastic) collisions Schafer: Really every collision is some amount inelastic, so it’s not perfectly bouncy or sticky. Schafer: If you’re playing football and you run into someone there’s a sort of bounciness effect. Ari: people are bouncy! Schafer: ~some~ people

#9641

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

#9640

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about momentum and impulse Schafer: If Michael is walking down the street and a horse kicks him, after giving the horse a carrot for being a good horse— Michael: wait how is it a good horse? Schafer: All horses are good.

#9639

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Everyone, say it: MMMomentum! So, what letter should we use to represent MMMomentum? Schafer: It’s P. Schafer: So from now on we’re going to call it pmomentum. // A few minutes later Schafer: Why is impulse written with a J? Now Michael said “jimpulse” would sound pretty ridiculous but “impulse” is from Latin. So is Spanish, and impulse in Spanish is “jimpulse” and if anybody here knows Spanish you know it’s pronounced [with the soft J]. Schafer: that’s actually all a lie but it’ll get you to remember it

#9635

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#9622

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Dec. 14, 2021, 1:10 p.m.

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// Delaney just finished talking about how he set his crush on fire during his 18th birthday, Schafer walks in Schafer: The lesson learned is that fine particles are easily flammable.

#9566

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Dec. 9, 2021, 12:08 p.m.

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Schafer: There's no logic here.

#9556

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#9511

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Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#9506

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Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.