#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

#3283

77

April 29, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Rose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.

#3253

88

April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#3237

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April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#3220

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April 11, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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//On the way to putt-putt during Wallops Billings: Mr. Rose, you look homeless!

#3208

88

April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#3200

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April 7, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.

#3196

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April 6, 2011, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: Goldielocks had an identical twin sister. Her name was Brunettelocks. Student: If they were identical twins, they would have the same colo hair.

#3122

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March 21, 2011, 9:12 p.m.

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Rose: So then you negativize them...