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May 11, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

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Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!

#3333

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May 9, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Rose: These are just the basic things you should've learned in, like, common sense grade.

#3297

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May 2, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.

#3291

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May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#3287

35

May 1, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

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Rose: By the way, the world goes on when you guys have your stupid APs.

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

#3283

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April 29, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Rose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.

#3253

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April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#3237

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April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.