#2905

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Rose: It's also called the Sandwich Theorem, because y'know, you've got g and h making a sandwich around f, like it's cheese or ham or whatever you want to put in there... Student: You should serve it with polynomial soup!

#2878

99

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#2876

1010

Feb. 6, 2011, 8:05 a.m.

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//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?

#2875

1010

Feb. 5, 2011, 6:57 p.m.

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//to freshman Upperclassman: [quoting another teacher] So I could just flunk all of you... Rose: Hey, don't curse in front if freshmen. Upperclassmen: I said "flunk". Rose: Oh. Upperclassmen: [again quoting the teacher] ...but then you would all have to call me Rose.

#2843

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: (Tells student to go to Wikipedia on his computer and turn on the Promethean bored) Student: (Without Rose seeing searches "mr rose") (the first hit on the list says "The Odd Man")

#2824

1212

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2823

2022

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2822

1113

Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#2816

414

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2785

814

Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.