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#2465
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.
#2464
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN
#2424
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⚐ Report//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.
#2423
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⚐ Report//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.
#2388
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⚐ ReportMr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...
#2387
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⚐ ReportRose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.
#2340
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⚐ ReportRose (to student): If you have something to say, raise your hand and the teacher MAY call on you. //Later Rose (to same student): CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!?!?!?!
#2339
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⚐ ReportStudent: I'm out of space. Rose: You should have used landscape. Other student: Yeah, it's so much better. Student: HEY, stop sucking up to the man!
#2337
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⚐ ReportRose: Can I have some Smarties? Student: No. //Later Student (to Rose): Want the rest of my Smarties? Rose (excited): Sure. *goes over to student and sees package is empty* You jerk! //Later Rose: I'm still really mad about that Smarties trick. I'm gonna get you back later.