#2540

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.

#2506

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Nov. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.

#2465

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Nov. 3, 2010, 9 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.

#2464

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Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#2423

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

#2388

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#2387

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.

#2341

77

Oct. 11, 2010, 6:02 a.m.

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Rose: Yeah, I read about how those Mexicans crashed those planes during 9/11.

#2340

77

Oct. 11, 2010, 6 a.m.

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Rose (to student): If you have something to say, raise your hand and the teacher MAY call on you. //Later Rose (to same student): CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!?!?!?!