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#6022

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Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#5928

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May 11, 2016, 2:38 p.m.

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// After the Chem AP Raymond: I think I wrote a number down wrong. Raphael: I think we all did.

#5847

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March 11, 2016, 11:45 a.m.

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// AP World, Mogge asks students to look up Mary Wollstonecraft Mogge: So, who's Mary Wollstonecraft? Griffin: She was an English writer, philosopher, and advocate of women's rights. Mogge: Women's rights? She must've been crazy!

#5687

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Dec. 8, 2015, 12:09 p.m.

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// AP World Mogge: Instead of pretending that we have to do something important before watching the movie... We're going to watch the movie.

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.

It was actually just a device to help him shuffle papers better

world, mogge, ap

#5660

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Nov. 24, 2015, 1:12 p.m.

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// Anderson is introducing Cuckoo's Nest Anderson: Yes, this book is about B-O-O-B-S and B-A-L-L-S. Anderson: But please, don't just go tittering whenever narrator talks about it.

#5655

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Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5355

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Jan. 12, 2015, 11:14 p.m.

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"Ms. Roebens' hairline look like a normal curve"

#5329

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Dec. 19, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

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//pd. 2 AP NSL; watching an ad from AARP Voice: How many kittens do you need? Girl: Two! Boy: Two billion plus one million. Noah: That's Lodal.

The kittens were supposed to be a metaphor for retirement savings or healthcare spending or something.

lodal, noah, nsl, ap

#5241

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!