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Jan. 30, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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Glenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!



Jan. 2, 2014, 8:03 p.m.

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Andy: My GPA is lower than the gas prices.



Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.



Aug. 31, 2010, 9:06 p.m.

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Pham: You go gas station buying gas for almost two dolla but jet fuel cost only fifty cent! Why! //later Pham: You put jet fuel in your car or motorcycle it should go a lot faster because it jet engine! People say that, you realize it?