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March 15, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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///During Clay Period 9 English Class reading Romeo and Juliet(the balcony scene) Mr. Clay: What three words did Juliet want to say to Romeo here? Calvin: Sine, cosine, tangent!!!!

#3953

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Feb. 13, 2012, 10:58 a.m.

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Clay: Grammar is dry.

#3781

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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Clay: That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe Curley. I mean, come on. He's a poopyhead jerkface.

#3759

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Nov. 6, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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//Starting Of Mice and Men in English class Clay: What is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Cathy: Small Clay: Rishab, what is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Rishab: Large

#3644

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Oct. 5, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Clay: Don't say your printer ate your dog.

#3549

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:08 p.m.

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Clay: You know what it's called when you just start writing without doing a prewrite first? It's called vomiting onto the page.

#3010

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Period 9 English 9 //Mr. Clay writes: How you know you are in an English class with a bunch of Math and Science enthusiasts? "O, speak, speak again bright angle!" Clay: So many people wrote that in their English Homework. Student: (softly) Hmm...I wrote "O, speak, speak again right angle"...stupid typos...

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Feb. 19, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Clay: So class, do not date until you are 30 years old! //A few days later Clay: This is why you are not allowed to dat until you are 28 years old. //Again, a few days later Clay: Young people are unwise! Do not date until 25! //2 days later Clay: As I said before, no dating until 30!

#2639

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Dec. 5, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay is sitting next to Tom Chih, grading papers. Tom: Hey, Mr. Clay, you need a babysitter? Clay: Tom, I love you, but I'm not entrusting my six-week old baby to you. Ori: It's been six weeks? Really?! Clay: They grow up so fast. Justine: Soon he'll be just like Tom. Clay: If my son walks around with a dirty pillow for four years...

#2615

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Nov. 30, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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//reviewing test answers Clay: What was one event with Lennie and small creatures? Student: Weed. Clay: They did not know about weed...