//Evan and Kian being bored in history Evan: Let's watch Dream Kian: Who's that again Evan: Minecraft youtuber Kian: The one who died?
Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that
//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??
Whitacre: At least I get a tan before I die.