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Feb. 10, 2024, 11:17 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Can you guys not do anything dumb for 5 minutes? O'Donovan: I need to grab my coffee from the car or else I will go insane. Kian: Ok meng.



Jan. 16, 2024, 9:06 p.m.

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//Science Bowl Regionals, breakfast table before competitions Eric Yang: Should I drink the apple cider? Eric: Will I perform better drunk? Kian: Yes! Caleb is living proof that you will perform better drunk!



Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

kian did a very ugly calculus problem i wrote in 9th grade // mod note: eric why are you giving kian a calc question you wrote when you're not even in calc

calculus, insane, sanity, kian



Dec. 19, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Scibowl practice Andy: What makes yogurt sour? Yunyi/Kian: Fermentation. Jason: Lemons!



Dec. 4, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!

that's not what he meant //mod note: cf 12625

lodal, kian



Nov. 28, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Kian: how did [Meghna's mom] know my birthday? Meghna: it's because she's weirdly obsessed with smart people Lodal: that is really weird



Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.



May 9, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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//Evan and Kian being bored in history Evan: Let's watch Dream Kian: Who's that again Evan: Minecraft youtuber Kian: The one who died?



May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that



May 1, 2023, 6:47 p.m.

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Kirk: I believe everyone knows at least one Pokemon Kirk: Kian what's actually your favorite Kian: Idk... Ash?

Functions test question was "whats your fave pokemon" and kian wrote "any one but pikachu"

kirk, kian