#12317

1111

Oct. 16, 2023, 9 a.m.

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Ethan: mental health is not a thing, just ignore all your problems and work harder

#12284

88

Oct. 10, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: I'm not asthmatic, I'm just autistic.

#12079

77

Sept. 8, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Ethan: I want to knock Ella's head off her shoulders like I'm hitting a baseball off a tee. *swings multiple times*

#12028

19

Aug. 31, 2023, 7:16 a.m.

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Ethan: I have hydrophobic ears but a homophobic heart. Ethan: I’m not sexist I just hate women.

#11925

1010

June 2, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Ethan, upon introduction to some gay people: Oh shoot! There's more lesbians!

#11918

1416

May 31, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Kirk: You know the feeling you get when you get sunburned? Sahu: I think I'm too dark to get sunburned Kirk: I get sunburned very easily Ethan: I wonder why

#11093

1315

Nov. 1, 2022, 6:42 p.m.

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//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry

#8526

418

Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#8470

1418

Jan. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star

#8462

-424

Jan. 16, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.