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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

#13149

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March 4, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...

#13144

33

March 1, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: I haven't seen anything yet, so I assume it's school appropriate. Chikara: Well there haven't been any women in it so I assume it is.

#13143

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March 1, 2024, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.

#13142

33

March 1, 2024, 12:10 p.m.

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Glenn: How do you guys spell this sound? *Glenn makes huge inhaling/sighing sound* Student: I think it's "hhhhhhhhhh"

#13139

33

March 1, 2024, 9:01 a.m.

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Glenn: The south gets a bad rep for having a lot of hillbillies, but not everyone is a hillbilly Glenn: I mean there are hillbillies, but so does maryland too

#13136

55

Feb. 28, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

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Glenn: Watching people do dissections is really cool. Glenn: Some people are really meticulous and organized while others are like "rip the head off! let's see the entrails!"

#13132

33

Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.

#13130

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Feb. 27, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Alex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?

#13129

66

Feb. 27, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Glenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.