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Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

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Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.