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Jan. 12, 2015, 10:22 p.m.

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//It is the end of the semester in Comp religion and the last day of class Ben Holland: Mr. Whitacre, I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching this class, I feel like we all got a lot out of it. Whitacre: ehhh... //Whitacre turns around and starts to walk away, but then spins around and attempts to kick Ben Holland in the face.



Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.



Dec. 12, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//Whitacre goes around the room asking each person how they are doing Whitacre: *Points at Ben Holland* How are you? Ben Holland: I think that you're doing this as some sort of teaching lesson. Like, you don't normally do this. At the end of this, you're probably going to be like "Well, you all thought about yourselves first, but the BUDDHISTS would have thought about their surroundings, the people around them, etc." Whitacre: You take this class way to seriously...*Goes onto next person*



Oct. 28, 2014, 4:31 p.m.

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//Pham is talking about how he was surprised that someone had kept up with the work in thermo Ben Holland: Mr. Pham, I think you should give him a high-five for that! Pham: No, because I don't want to get... Student: Ebola!



May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.