#13369

1729

May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#13348

1010

April 30, 2024, 11:59 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Wait you can get a permit for lynching? OMG! :O

#13347

711

April 30, 2024, 11:54 a.m.

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(sees phalloplasty on wiktionary) Jason Yao: Oh yeah, I need that.

#13346

311

April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#13343

410

April 26, 2024, 3:34 p.m.

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*Eric reading off a previous quote* Eric: "Munting is the last pleasurable thing in life. The liberal left is making it seem worse that it is" Jason: I know right!!

#13342

-311

April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?

#13332

-1212

April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#13314

13

April 17, 2024, 4:56 p.m.

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Leo: Look at Jason’s thing! Leo: there’s hairs up there

#13301

1721

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13232

2022

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?