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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot



Sept. 7, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Adithi: Why did the earth blush? Adithi: because it saw the climate changing.



April 14, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

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Jacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.