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May 5, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd 7 teaching riemann sums rose: the fairy godmother sprinkles magic calculus pixie dust on the mice rose: they weren’t rats there are no disney rats *ratatouille gets brought up* rose: i take it back, rats are important rose: i AM the fairy godmother *discusses the scene in cinderella where the fairy godmother does her transformations* rose: i think this has a hidden marxist interpretation



March 10, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"



Dec. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Henok, so proud of his wandless magic, inspires Viju to do the same... Viju: Seducio! *points at Sam Z.* Sam: Retardation! *points back* WAIT! Nothing happened! Viju: X.x



Feb. 24, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: As a kid my father asked me why it was that when my hands are cold and I blow on them, they get warm, but when my soup is hot and I blow on it it gets cooler. That question bothered me for a long time. In the end I concluded that I had magic powers.