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Feb. 21, 2024, 2:38 p.m.

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Cirincione: If it has "department" in the name, it's a department *Thunderous applause*



Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



Nov. 29, 2021, 5:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Cats -- not magnetic, it turns out! Student: What? Lodal: Just telling you guys. Facts!



Feb. 14, 2014, 12:28 a.m.

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//In Thornton's History - lesson on World War I Thornton: So 57.5% of the men mobilized by the Central powers were killed, wounded or captured. Jarrell: Dang son, that's more than half! Dawson: Nawww.



Sept. 12, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Rose: Yeah, it's kinds of just obvious, but I'm mentioning obvious things today.