//"Learning about Pascal's Wager" Schwartz: When you go home and your parents ask you: What did you learn in school today? To believe in God! Schwartz: No don't get me fired.
Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!