#12867

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Jan. 18, 2024, 12:23 p.m.

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//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."

#12583

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Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#12452

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Losekamp: What's an example of a stimulus? Diego: Getting punched in the face

#12264

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Oct. 6, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Diego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?

#12226

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Oct. 2, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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//Talking about brain functions in psychology Losekamp: Do you ever want to say something kind of mean? Diego: All the time Losekamp: But do you stop yourself from saying it? Diego: Sometimes

#11025

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Oct. 21, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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//p3 Psych Smrek: Now you all know your drugs - and you need to!

#11023

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Oct. 21, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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//p3 Psych Katie L.: Do bananas have stem cells, that's the question. Katie L.: Can you clone a banana?!

#2353

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Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!

#2332

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Oct. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m.

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Mrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?

#2296

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Oct. 6, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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Brendan: So if you amputated the brainstem, would that cure fear? Mrs. Smrek: Yes, but it would also mean your heart stops and you die. //Later Brendan: What if you cut off the brainstem but left the medula there, would that get rid of phobias?