#7733

-513

Nov. 14, 2018, 4:26 p.m.

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Simon C: Your momma so fat she has more surface area than Gabriel's Horn!

#7192

-46

Feb. 4, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

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Jessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus! Daphne: ... who? Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus? Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon! Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus. Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid. Jessica: Oh. Later Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!

#6466

2626

May 22, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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Piper: Go put down the screen, guys. Haddad: I got it! Simon: No I want to do it! Haddad: Okay, Simon, you can press the button. //Simon presses the red button next to the button that puts down the screen, and then presses the button that puts down the screen Seoyoung: Uh, Ms. Piper, what does the red button do? //Liam runs in Liam: Ms. Piper, all the computers suddenly shut down!

#6155

810

Jan. 4, 2017, 10:39 p.m.

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//Precalc C, Rose begins a complex proof about the definition of an ellipse Rose: This proof is the type of Magnet treatment that you won't get at Whitman. Class: Simon!!! Rose: Huh?

#5918

55

May 3, 2016, 11:37 a.m.

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////Nick had just given Simon 5 bucks to buy lunch. Simon goes to lunch line and comes back Simon: So it turns out my parents put 500 dollars into my account.

#5874

1010

April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.

#5865

88

March 23, 2016, 8:36 p.m.

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Rohit: So Simon, are you going to browse reddit all spring break? Simon: Of course I am! Rohit: But Why? //Mr.Street walks by Mr. Street: Why wouldn't you browse reddit all spring break?

#5723

1010

Jan. 2, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

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//After a mostly block C physics of music presentation that consisted of about 20 people Simon: Block C 2019 is now a derogatory term.