Rose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing?
Teddy: OOH OOH ME!
Rose: Megan? Awesome.
Teddy: Aww what about me?
Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you.
//Talking about why
Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming
//PTC Paper in Biology
Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs*
Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE!
William: Eh, not the worst. *keeps in mouth*
//Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction.
Ishaan: It's just paper.
Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can*
Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken.
Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS!
Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?
//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer
Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier?
//Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide
Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)