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#13639

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#13604

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May 5, 2025, 12:17 p.m.

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//in stat with gaffney ethan: sai, do you like cheese? sai: yeah? i'm lactose intolerant, but yeah ethan: would you say you're a cheddophile? will: HA!

#13352

1620

May 1, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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William Roe: Is it Arduino or Ardruino? Jorgensen: it's an italian word so it doesn't matter how you say it. Jorgensen: I don't speak italian // Jorgensen says arduino in an in an italian accent with italian hands Jorgensen: that was culturally insensitive.

#13320

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April 17, 2024, 7:58 p.m.

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William Roe (in awful accent): ¿Te has lavado las manos? Eric Yang: Las manos? More like... las womanos.

#13301

1925

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)