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June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#419

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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

#486

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Ms. Duval: How do bacteria reproduce? By breaking up! Ba dum ch... yeah, I make bad jokes.

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Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#612

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air

#663

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 5:33 p.m.

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//Jacob walks up to a table at the college fair Jacob: *reading out loud* Black College Expo... *walks away* Expo rep: Come over here! Yo' black! And money is green! *hands Jacob a flier*

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.

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Oct. 27, 2009, 9:13 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: My eyesight sucks. Its like 30 30 vision. Remi: Oh, I have 1 1 vision. Ms. Thomas: You know that is like Xray vision right? Tell me how this part is doing then. -points to liver- Remi: Oh, your lung looks fine...