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⚐ Report//Prashan reading an Excel help screen Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHH Annie: Did you make the OHHH face? Prashan: Oh right. //Making weird faces Annie and Prashan: OHHHHHHHHHHHH //Piper walks by Piper: You guys are weird.
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⚐ Report// In period 8 computational methods Mr. Pham: All of you, I expect be able to do this...All of you, I expect be able to do this...All of you...Most of you I expect you to do this.
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⚐ Report//Stein asked for favorite invertebrate Stein: Thiagu put down "Cy the spineless!" Cy, come on, show him! Take him behind the school *puts up fists* and go "I'll show you invertibrate!" //After seeing some other Knowledge Celebrations Stein: David Graham put down "The French"!
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⚐ Report//Giving Donaldson grades for hw and trivia Samir: 10+10+ Henok: That's a syntax error!
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⚐ ReportStudent: How can you like Harry Potter? The guy's been in school for, like, seventeen years! Ms.Thomas: SEVEN YEARS, FOO'!
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⚐ Report//During Marine Bio, Blaha has a Super Soaker for a lab we're not actually doing that day //Roger usually lies on the ground by the window Blaha: Isn't this thing awesome? (shoots window) *Hannah walks in late* Blaha: Don't be late! (shoots Hannah) Wow, we're gonna need to mop up the floor over there! Roger: NO! MY SPOT! //Later on *door opens, Blaha shoots a teacher* Blaha: Omigod, I'm sorry!
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⚐ Report//Mme Loomis, trying to say "We wanted to touch the chameleon but it changed colors" "We wanted to caress the aligator..."
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⚐ Report//Warren has made innuendo out of something Joseph said Joseph: I *knew* you were going to say that right after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: I knew after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "after."
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⚐ ReportHinkle: This is my equation! (gestures frantically at huge MV=PQ on the overhead) If something's wrong in the economy, I gotta do what? Fix my equation! [...] M is for money supply, V is for velocity of money-- Student: Velocity of money? What's that supposed to mean? Hinkle: Imagine a Susan B. Anthony hitting you on the forehead. *reenacts*
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⚐ ReportPiper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.