#13367

99

May 9, 2024, 11:44 a.m.

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Smolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.

#13438

99

Sept. 8, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "I have a 3 pm emotional support pickle every day."

#13439

99

Sept. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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William: i'm going to segregate the colors

#13492

99

Oct. 15, 2024, 2:27 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.

#13517

99

Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#13557

99

Feb. 16, 2025, 5:10 p.m.

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rose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.

#13559

99

Feb. 19, 2025, 12:24 p.m.

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Gaffney: you have a cute sneeze Gaffney: why are you all laughing at me

#13562

99

Feb. 27, 2025, 3:03 p.m.

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//srpa Ethan Hua: I'm so anti-abortion that I'm pro-gay because gay people don't have abortions.

#13566

99

March 6, 2025, 8:48 a.m.

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Video: Skirts were beginning to raise above the ankles. Mr. Kenyi: Outrageous!

#1036

1418

Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.