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March 7, 2022, 5:02 p.m.

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*stares at traffic honking for about 25 seconds, says nothing* *returns to passing out packets*

#10626

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May 27, 2022, 6:45 p.m.

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Ace: Once we graduate, we just become jackets.

#10725

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June 21, 2022, 10:15 p.m.

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// Playing cards against humanity Stephen Chen: It's either Karl Marx or the panda. Stephen: Wait they're the same thing.

#11006

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Oct. 19, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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Stein: Disjoint, or what the pothead gives you.

#11276

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Dec. 6, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Sean: My last two braincells: One is going "Why you no doctor?" and the other is singing "Never gonna give you up".

#11513

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Feb. 6, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Ms. Bosse asks Jerry to give a do/don't for interviews. Jerry Song: Well, what I said was... Jsong: Like... Jsong; Don't... Jsong; Don't have long pauses. Sean: Ironic. Jsong: Ironic. Sean: *opens Blairbash* *Jsong and Sean look at each other* *Jsong and Sean nod their heads vigorously*

#11625

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March 1, 2023, 2:53 p.m.

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//Rao's class, we are writing problem and solution essays Rao: Why are you guys googling problems teenagers face, aren't you guys teenagers? 5 minutes later... Rao: Did you just google why depression is a problem?

#11768

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April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#11872

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May 22, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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//some girls talking about makeup jeffrey: foundation as in foundations of computer science?

#12955

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.