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April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍

#359

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May 27, 2009, 6:36 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: People still say, "Hillary Clinton's a Lady Macbeth." She's the image of a bitchy, conniving woman behind the throne.

#392

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June 1, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Goldman: Retarded people and dogs both REALLY like me.

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March 22, 2010, 9:43 p.m.

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Alex: Well, we're just stupid. Staub: There you go, you just summed up the whole year!

#1751

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April 8, 2010, 7:42 a.m.

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Blaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!

Jacob's mom, upon hearing this: "Well of course. Why would you have an unexcused absence?"

blaha, jacob

#1819

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April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#2285

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:51 a.m.

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Hammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)

#2306

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m.

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Swaney: Industry, we're talking about hard things, making those goods for export. Things like tools, equipment, steel, guns... Jed (under breath): ...germs. //if you've taken AP World, this should be positively uproarious

#2377

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Oct. 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Richard: It's one half mL squared, mothafucka'!

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Nov. 4, 2010, 11:31 a.m.

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Jenny: I told you not to punch me. *shows bruise* Marcus: When did I do this? Jenny: You said "I'm not weak" and punched me. Marucs: Which week? (laughter)

Templin's lab at lunch