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April 8, 2010, 7:42 a.m.

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Blaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!

#1819

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April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#2285

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:51 a.m.

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Hammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)

#2306

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m.

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Swaney: Industry, we're talking about hard things, making those goods for export. Things like tools, equipment, steel, guns... Jed (under breath): ...germs. //if you've taken AP World, this should be positively uproarious

#2377

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Oct. 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Richard: It's one half mL squared, mothafucka'!

#2474

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Nov. 4, 2010, 11:31 a.m.

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Jenny: I told you not to punch me. *shows bruise* Marcus: When did I do this? Jenny: You said "I'm not weak" and punched me. Marucs: Which week? (laughter)

#2801

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Giles: If you can factor cubic expressions in your head, you are a freak show genius. //Goes ahead and factors in his head Class: Uhh...? So you’re a freak show genius?

#2980

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:43 a.m.

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Pham: If I do it again, I turn you guy all black and send you out of the room.

#3380

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May 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

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//right after jazz band, where Allison has been complaining about how ugly her hat is Allison: Ms. Roberts, you know what's the ugliest thing in the world? Roberts: Your FACE? Students: -shocked laughter- Roberts: Did I just say that? Wow. It's only funny 'cause *I* said it.

#3817

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Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...