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May 21, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.

#4561

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Sept. 3, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

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Harrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.

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Sept. 22, 2014, 5:09 p.m.

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//pd. 9 precalc C Rose: The Law of Ones states that one of the roots is usually 1 or -1, because teachers tend to make problems with nice, whole roots.

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Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.

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//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.

#8290

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Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:54 p.m.

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// Online quizbowl practice, Schafer comes in Hammond: That is incorrect, neg 5. Schafer: Dammit

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: Y'all acting like you in my generation but you don't know what Yik Yak is!

#9721

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Jan. 10, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Booyya: today is a good day Edward: why Booyya: cuz I can see Henry's dumpy

#9786

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Jan. 19, 2022, 3:01 p.m.

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Student: That looks like a camel without its water sac. Student: Wait, I want a video of a camel getting its water sac amputated now.

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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//Mr. Sahu, describing the Sieve of Erastosthenes Sahu: "Prime numbers are like gold."