#13084

511

Feb. 16, 2024, 9:50 a.m.

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Will: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.

#13324

511

April 19, 2024, 12:23 p.m.

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//Wallops trip intertidal //A male and female crab were caught in a sieve box Veena: we should make them have sex! Everyone else: wtf Veena: what!? It’s mating season!

#13359

511

May 7, 2024, 2:16 p.m.

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jeremy: dr delaney? delaney: no jeremy: do you like to move it move it? delaney: no amanda: BOOOOOOOOO!!

#2348

816

Oct. 12, 2010, 8:02 a.m.

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Polina: Could you stop talking?  I didn't ask for your help! Contreras: Actually, if I recall correctly, you did.

#6548

816

July 13, 2017, 12:05 p.m.

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Sam: Pham is why we can't have fire alarms

#8274

816

Sept. 10, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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John Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!

#9243

816

Oct. 28, 2021, 11:03 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are just farming me for blairbash quotes, right? Lodal: You know you can just make stuff up, right? Lodal: Especially if it's funny Lodal: If for some reason you come up with a funny thought and do not want it to be attributed to you, I would be happy to take credit for it

#9539

816

Dec. 7, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// Talking about how Antony was asking to conspirators to kill him in Julius Caesar Rao: So I guess he was taking a *stab at it* *Entire class laughs* Rao: I didn't even say that on purpose.

#10477

816

April 25, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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Hallisey: You lost the game.

#374

46

May 31, 2009, 11:25 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Just some basic integration, happening all across America. Lev: Except in Texas.