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⚐ ReportSelman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.
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⚐ ReportUnnamed Teacher: Man, these are just a bunch of bitch-ass hard problems Unnamed Student: ... I should blairbash that Unnamed Teacher: [Laughing] No! Dont you dare! ...Like seriously
#1328
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!
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⚐ ReportRyan W: Google and China are fighting a secret war. In 5 years, only one of them's still going to be around.
#1397
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⚐ ReportStudent (to Mr. Johnson during class): "Mr Johnson, with all due respect, are you on crack?"
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My wife's friend's something something something does work on bridges, and he takes a lot of pictures. SO I get one that is actually useful every once in a while, like this one! (points to picture on Promethean board) Nilay: Also, that picture was in the textbook. Schafer: Oh. (pause) Well, a different picture.
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⚐ Report//Talking about the "ladder of teaching" Schafer: So there's sort of this scale. At the bottom, it's like "organize the classroom". Then it's "learn the kids names". And its just all this stuff, and at the top is "Be a good teacher". But isn't all that other junk just what a good teacher does?