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June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: Is today September 31? Class: No...it's October 1. Pham: That's what it say on my watch - September 31! I can no believe it; this an Omega watch!

#431

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June 8, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Kevin: When are you grading the Chem R&E journals? Templin: Next year! You can give it to me now. It would just sit in storage.

#593

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Ostrander: It could be a lowercase zero. Jacob: What's a lowercase zero? Ostrander: You know, a negative zero.

#835

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Nov. 11, 2009, 12:06 p.m.

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Infoflow: "Good morning. Today is November 11, 2009, and there is still no hope."

#1112

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Dec. 9, 2009, 3:46 p.m.

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/Mr. Boettcher gives a problem about a bricklayer on a scaffold /5 minutes later Amy: Oh I get it, bricklayer as in person not a layer of bricks Mr. Boettcher: You just got that?

#1156

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Selman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:57 p.m.

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Unnamed Teacher: Man, these are just a bunch of bitch-ass hard problems Unnamed Student: ... I should blairbash that Unnamed Teacher: [Laughing] No! Dont you dare! ...Like seriously

#1328

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!

#1345

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Ryan W: Google and China are fighting a secret war.  In 5 years, only one of them's still going to be around.

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Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Student (to Mr. Johnson during class): "Mr Johnson, with all due respect, are you on crack?"