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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:44 a.m.

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Rose: Wow, that's a big duck.

#2303

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2447

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?

#2469

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Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2564

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Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#2644

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2655

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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// While doing Sporcle Shirley: Oral contraceptive Student: CONDOMS! *Everyone laughs* Student: What's so funny? What did you say? Shirley: ORAL contraceptive Student: Yeah, so why are you guys laughing?

#2780

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Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)

#2819

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2928

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Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working