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#2141

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:37 p.m.

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Freeman: So Michael Phelps is out there, stealing the countryside blind (dives)

apparently in some ancient society, court cases were decided by throwing the two parties in the water. Whoever managed to avoid the crocodiles and drowning was right and got all of the other (presumably now dead) guy's stuff. Called Hammwabi's law or something

freeman

#2279

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:44 a.m.

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Rose: Wow, that's a big duck.

giving an example of a statement

#2303

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2447

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?

#2469

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Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2564

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Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#2644

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2655

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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// While doing Sporcle Shirley: Oral contraceptive Student: CONDOMS! *Everyone laughs* Student: What's so funny? What did you say? Shirley: ORAL contraceptive Student: Yeah, so why are you guys laughing?

#2780

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Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)

#2819

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!