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Dec. 3, 2025, 9:37 p.m.

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Daneel: I wish I were a girl so I could have some insane stories to tell

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48

Dec. 12, 2025, 10:30 a.m.

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"I already gave him my meat." - Ashwin to Nathan

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#7937

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Feb. 12, 2019, 2:50 p.m.

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//9th period Cirincione //reading aloud the student recommendations for improvements this semester Cirincione: "we should do something other than the warm ups" Cirincione: ... Cirincione: Don't get your hopes up.

#632

612

Oct. 11, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Shelley: Blair Bash is gonna cause me to laugh myself sick one day.

#869

612

Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

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612

March 25, 2011, 3:03 p.m.

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Evan: You owe me five bucks. Viju: My ass! Evan: Well, that too.

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612

Oct. 17, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Angela: Nola, you have to stand up for yourself. You can't always get pregnant!

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612

Nov. 4, 2013, 12:59 p.m.

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Vijay: I weigh 41kg! Brian Ko: That's about how much Korean girl celebrities weigh. Vijay: I weigh as much as Korean girls! Dream accomplished!

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Jan. 13, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.