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#9942

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10625

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May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!

#11012

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Oct. 19, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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//p8 DA Sid: So there's regular giant rat, but there's also diseased giant rat Sid: Y'know, different flavors of rat

#11050

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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John: *says hi to a guy by nodding* The Guy: You’re the first latino I have ever seen saying hi like that! John: I’m Filipino

#4321

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Nov. 21, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: A cell phone is not a leash. A leash is a leash.

#8206

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June 4, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//2nd period Sloe, sophomore bio Max: Who hurt you, Inspirobot?

#9243

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Oct. 28, 2021, 11:03 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are just farming me for blairbash quotes, right? Lodal: You know you can just make stuff up, right? Lodal: Especially if it's funny Lodal: If for some reason you come up with a funny thought and do not want it to be attributed to you, I would be happy to take credit for it

#9903

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.

#11678

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March 14, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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(In ADSA, learning about boolean algebra) Student: STOP BOOLEAN ME!!!

Mr. Sahu had just entered the room

adsa, sahu