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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Review before ESS quiz Lodal: What does travertine have? Class: Holes. Andy: It's holy! Jerry Song: Jesus had 4 more holes than the average person.

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:19 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 Araujo, Araujo is having a private conversation with a student on naming conventions of different indigenous tribes in Chile Araujo (in spanish): People changed the name of the tribe because they thought it was offensive. The name doesn't offend me. The people of the left always want to change history. Student: *stays quiet*

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Feb. 8, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Jackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*

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Feb. 18, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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6th period 9th grade comp sci Mrs.Blasko solving a problem on the board Jing-Ray (out of nowhere): "Either you're a really bad teacher or we're all stupid."

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Feb. 19, 2022, 4:37 p.m.

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// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!

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March 24, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//Jerry Song presented his L'Hôpital project Schwartz: Any questions? //no one raises hand Schwartz: Someone make up a question. Jerry: Andy, you probably have a question. Andy: Did I ask? Jerry: No, you didn't ask.

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Feb. 9, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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// Heating up BaSO4 precipitate in achem Jerry Song: It's turning from black to white. Andy: So just like Michael Jackson.

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Jan. 24, 2024, 8:28 a.m.

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//Nikhita is drawing hearts on Amber's paper and crossing them out Nikhita: I've given up on romance Evelyn Evelyn: You guys are literally 16

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Sept. 21, 2025, 10:09 p.m.

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O’Donovan is teaching chemistry and is asking everyone on their favorite scientists. Lucas Kim: My favorite scientist is Goebbels!! everyone stays silent in shock… O’Donovan: say that again?? Lucas: Goebbels! I love his theorems, like the e- O’Donovan: ohhhh you mean Gödel, like the mathematician/logician! Lucas: yea yeah exactly!! Goebbels, my favorite logician!! Context: Goebbels was a wwii nsdap war criminal responsible for propaganda in the third reich

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May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!